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Radar Contact is an Air Traffic Control add-on for Microsoft Flight Simulator2.7 Radar Contact is the most complete Air Traffic Control (ATC) add-on for Microsoft Flight Simulator. Previous versions of Radar Contact (RC) were based on adventures, which provided a realistic ATC environment. With the introduction of FS2002, adventures were no longer a viable option for RC.Radar Contact will take Air Traffic Control to the next level. By implementing current 7110.65 FAA Rules, with more in-depth implementation of real world procedures, and many of the ICAO rules, Radar Contact puts you in the left seat where you will fly under today's current ATC jurisdiction.RC allows you to fly Departure Procedures, will accurately handle emergencies, give you the option to file and fly specific approaches, allow you to practice those approaches, and allow you to fly to your alternate airport when the weather is below minimums. RC also supports an in-flight change of destination to any airport in the world.

JokoJokes Categories Radar Jokes 25 radar jokes and hilarious radar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about radar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. Quick Jump To Short Radar Jokes Radar One Liners More Radar Jokes Funniest Radar Short Jokes Short radar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The radar humour may include short ultrasound jokes also. TIL that the U.S. almost declared war against Russia by thinking that an allied underwater warship on their radar belonged to Russia... Oops...wrong sub Cop gave me a ticket for doing fifteen over the limit. I didn't know radar guns could measure beers. Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing? I just cant see them taking off.(edit) : why doesnt this joke have any upvotes? I guess it kind of flew under the radar. My friends and I love to walk everywhere... You can say we are a bunch of pediphiles. Credit to "Last Man on Earth" for the very under the radar joke last week. Did you know why U boat captains brought dogs on boards ? They thought subwoofers would improve their radar. I was at a costume party, but had decided not to dress up I told everyone I was a really, really, really, really, really, stealthy airplane.--I then proceeded to drop off their radar. Why did the rookie technician allow a German zeppelin to fly over Allied airspace? It was just a blimp on

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People laugh? An example I can give is a clean x ray jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make radar pranks. Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007 A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion. "Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?""Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!". They say stealth planes make your radar signature smaller, so you show up to the radar just like a small bird "Sir, we think we've spotted a pigeon on the radar screen.""Well what's unusual about that?""Well the pigeon is flying at about mach 2." An Alabama cop is sitting behind a billboard on the highway doing radar. Suddenly he sees a teenager in a Mustang fly by him doing 125mph in a 60mph zone.He flips on his lights and goes after the kid finally catching up to him 2-miles down the road.The cop walks up to the Mustang and says "Son, I been wait'n fer you all day!"The kid replies "Sorry Officer, I got here as fast as I could!" A fancy sports car gets pulled over by a cop -You've exceeded the speed limit by driving 75 mph!-Officer,